Featured on the Anti-Orange Page after the 1998 loss to Georgia Blech. With apologies to Dr. Seuss.

By Toon Dawg; with apologies to Dr. Seuss

Every Dawg down in Dawgville liked UGA football a lot...

But the Tekkie, Who lived just southwest of Dawgville, Did NOT!

The Tekkie hated UGA Football! The whole football season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one knows quite the reason.

It could be he never won a big game.
It could be, perhaps, his team was always put to shame.
But I think the most likely reason of all,
May have been his brain was two sizes too small.