I am challenging the Techwads to a week-long tournament of High Smaquery, such as the gauntlet that has been laid down by Dawg81, High Priest of Smaquery. Each day we shall produce a Feat of Champion SmaqueCraft, and they must call upon their own Champions to match it. Let the Feats of Smaquery Begin! Here is Monday''s cow catapulted across their ramparts:

The Dawgly Alphabet

A is for Athens, a Southern-fried heaven,
B is for Bobo, 1997.
C, Corey Allen, who caught Bobo''s toss,
D isn''t Dodd; it''s for Dooley, his boss,
E is Erk Russell, reborn as Van Gorder.
F is for Flag Boy, a bug made to order.
G is for Grant, it''s the Joke down by Coke,
H is for Herschel, the records he broke.
I is we''re Injured--and still you''ll get beat,
J is for Jackets, who lie and who cheat.
K is for Kanon, from 34 yards,
L is for Lewis: we love our Grizzards,
M is for Munson, His Dawgliness talking,
N is North Avenue, unsafe for walking.
O is O''Leary, whose lies brought his fall,
P is for Pollack who''s after your Ball,
Q is for quitting, like Tech in ''02,
R is for Richt, who''s a plague upon you.
S is your Seven to our Fifty-One,
T is our Third-string who scored--that was fun!
U is for Uga, the mascot who reigns,
V is Verron, and 200 for Haynes,
W, Wansley, who caught Godsey''s throw,
X is eXpel, and your Ten had to go,
Y is Y not run the score even higher?
Z is the last one, we''ll use it for Zeier.