"Rocky Top, you'll always be, a crappy place to me....Good ole' Rocky Top....Go to hell Tennessee" goes the song. Over and over and over again. Rumor is that the "Pride of the Southland" Band may actually play a song other than "Rocky Top." However, they are worried that this might confuse the fans. One tradition at Tennessee football games is to see how many different shades of orange a fan can wear at one time. And pay off players...and "tutor" them...and magically get them in school and out of school...oh, you get the point!

• Fits Like a Glove - "behind the scenes" in the UT locker room
• Manning's Face Found on Mars
• Lulu and Junior's World Travels
• Editorial comic from Chattanooga Times
• FireCoachFulmer.com [4] - not to be outdone by FireRonZook.com
• Anti-Tennessee Graphics [5]

On the other extreme for fashion, Florida Gators like to dress up in neon fluorescent tank tops for their football games. To get an idea of the typical Florida fan, imagine the following description - fake gold chains surround his neck, a thin mustache lays on his lip, greasy hair hangs down on his head, and his girlfriend with the high school/mall/80s fake blond hair blinks in a dazed look. At tailgate parties, his favorite drink is Zima. At the game at Jacksonville this year, be sure to watch UF's famous "Pride of the Sunshine State" Fightin' Gator Marching Band, also known as "The World's Largest Danceline."

• The Anti-Orange Gator Guide
• An open letter to Gator fans
• Fire Ron Zook [7] - preserved for future reference
• Anti-Gator Graphics [8]
• Gator Hater blog - featuring a gallery of typical Gator fans

Auburn University. What can we say about them? Well, first let's figure out what to call them - Tigers, War Eagles, Plainsmen, who knows? But don't kid about that with AU fans. They take pride in the fact that the school has as many nicknames as the number of times it has been caught cheating by the NCAA.

• Aubie Cow Tipping Page
• Auburn Family Homepage
• AUTrailerPark.com [10]
• Anti-Auburn Graphics

Newcomers to UGA might wonder why ClemPson is listed in this section. Georgia has a great tradition with Clem(P)son. However, it ended in 1995 with the Dawgs winning two in a row - both football and basketball! No surprise there, but the Tigers still are jealous of us because after 100 years of their football history, they still haven't found anything to do in Clemson, SC. ClemPsonites wanted another shot to try to break a three game losing streak (1991, 1994, and 1995), so we agreed to a home and home in 2002 and 2003. Result? Two more wins to extend the streak to five in a row, with the last win being a 30 to 0 stomping. Thanks Tigers!

• What Does Clemson Have? - article by Mike Floyd before GA/CU game in 1991