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From the home office in Ellerslie, GA, it's the top 10 reasons GTU football supporters are happy that their annual football beating, errrrr, game with UGA is over this year by 81Dog
From the home office in Ellerslie, GA, it's the top 10 reasons GTU football supporters are happy that their annual football beating, errrrr, game with UGA is over this year by 81Dog
Posted on the Vent, Nov 2003
{drumroll} 10. New York Times computer examines game stats and says GTU actually won the game. 9. Three words: Boise road trip! 8. Now Reggie Ball will be able to spend more time preparing to take Rudy Rhino's place as Tiny Tim in annual GTU Athletic Dept production of "A Christmas Carol" 7. Football-ignorant pencil necks think low score wins, like in golf 6. Only three more years on Billy Bob Gailey's contract. 5. Now they can give full attention to complaining about lack of success in recruiting 4. Campus wide optimism that this will be the year Hew?tt gets them within 5 touchdowns of Duke in basketball 3. Courageous GTU student body managed to flee the Joke By Coke before getting collective asses kicked by the Redcoat Band 2. GTU AD is happy he wont have to spend any of the money they made selling tickets to 20,000 plus UGA fans on "2003 ACC Champions" signs and banners 1. They know that now Reggie Ball's gutsy guarantee last September that "GTU won't lose another game this year" will finally come true.
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